Neurodivergency: Pirates vs Soldiers (Concentration)

cn: mentioned sexual activity.

there's a pirate ship and a soldier ship docked at the same port.

the soldiers are trying

to get their job done,

but the pirates are partying

all the time. so

the soldiers ask if the pirates

can shut up so they can concentrate.

the pirates, of course, flip the bird

and keep having a good time.

eventually, the soldiers gave up

and became pirates too.

naturally, the admiral is fucking the captain―

or maybe the captain is fucking the admiral.

sure sounds like him.

that's what i have to work with every day.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go do some piracy.

stock photo of some pirates lined up against a wooden wall like they're a boy band. most of the pirates are looking in the viewer's direction. two are looking off to the side of the image.
Photo by Arian Fdez on

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