The fantasy garden I built on a whim as a child. I’m ready to put more thought into it now, i.e. what do i want and need beyond a fantasy garden? yes it would be nice to help everyone’s dreams come true, but i need to help my own dreams come true first. being so self-sacrificing is how i got into this mess.
what i need and want is a family. a loving family. not the mockery of the concept i’m trapped in.
Identity’s hard enough for loved and safe people to figure out. It’s even harder to figure out when the people who are supposed to be taking care of you act more childish than their children.
Starring Shrouded Chaos as faerself.
Also Featuring: Dancer and Wolfgang as themselves.
Continue reading “Real Adulthood™️”Alternative dialogue for an exclusive I’ve got on Patreon.
Continue reading “Campaign Notes”Ahoy, wordpress! ‘Tis I, Captain Ace of the Queer Catboy Pirates!
Sailing with me is me trusty crew: Vincent, Ro-Ro, Van Blossom, Ian, and Rick.
We heeded HFE’s call to assemble last year during art fight, we’ve also sailed over to toyhouse, and now we’ve sailed on here to HFEpro.com. For treasure! love! and catnip!
We arrived in time for International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia, too!
Remember! Whether you’re sailing the high seas or lubbing on land, pirates fly their flags with pride! 🏴☠🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈!!!
Continue reading “Queer Catboy Pirates”“What do you mean my parentage is ‘in dispute’?!” Lord Glorfindel laughed.
“You’re the only named member of your house,” Umbarto said, wagging his tail like a dog. He was a skin-changer. Currently, he was a fox with bluish-black fur and green eyes.
“Our house,” he said. This was his boy now. He didn’t need Maglor or any of those kin-slayers. He just needed him: his father! If it was easier for him to be a fox than a person, he could be a fox.
Continue reading “Focus, Little Fox!”So, HFE, what’s on your Patreon nowadays?
I’m glad you asked~!
Continue reading “Patreon Round-Up: April 2022”“Child,” the lord of Lórien spoke with a voice that was as grimly firm as his face. “You need a home. That is all anybody needs to know. And you are correct, you are absurd for even worrying about being ‘adopted out of wedlock’.” He chuckled as he gathered the poor child into his arms. He was the clingiest kitten Lord Celeborn had ever seen, rather justifiably. He had less than an inch of black hair on him, and his eyes were emeralds that were shining with the first polish they’d been given in years.
Continue reading “Silver Papa Wolves”Fair warning: minor mention of suicide and self-harm. Major warning for death and mental health.
Wolfram Tungsten: a village in a land that’s cold enough to have icebergs amble along the coastlines regularly. The nights are long, and the days are short. Its people see twilight more often than daylight. There are ribbons of light that dance in the sky: auroras. The greatest of these is called Bliza’s Serpent, in honor of the Redanian goddess of cold magic. The continent it’s on was called Bronzewood until Tonitus’s brats, the Elves, conquered it and renamed it Claude-Anne Allen. Bliza has cursed the Redanian Elves to this day.
“If you want my lands so badly, keep them!” she said. “But you will never see your ancestral home ever again!”
And Tonitus let her do it.
Continue reading “Wolfram Tungsten (Draft)”Camelot, with extra magic and foxes, a tomboy king, and a queen who is immune to fire.
Continue reading “Foxalot (Draft)”Magna Mater (Latin, Great Mother): the Redanian Goddess of Light and Motherhood. She’s a lioness with the shiniest mane you’ve ever seen! Her eyes are sunstones. She had to spend her last life fighting not only for her life, but also for her womanhood, and her right to be a mom.
She’s a mom now whether transmisogynoirists like it or not [1] [2]! This mom fights demons, devils, angels, gods, ghosts, and anything else it takes to get people out of whatever afterlife they’re trapped in.
“If that’s not where they want to go, they’re coming with me! ‘If the enemy leaves a door open, you must rush in.’ Sun Tzu, The Art of War. Christian God the Father’s angels may be afraid to tread, but my angels are confident and fearless!”
Continue reading “Magna Mater”We are very Adamant about respecting the local gods around here! They put a lot of hard work into building this world. We are stubbornly refusing to unravel all of it.
Continue reading “Peace Offerings”
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